Girlfriend

Michael · 03-28-2006, 04:33 AM

Anyone know where I can buy a girlfriend?

s_purs · 03-28-2006, 04:47 AM

put in a double order, for me too :(

danielmichel · 03-28-2006, 05:10 AM

You don’t want a girlfriend bro. They distract you from what you really have to do. Believe me. Women have gotten me into nothing, but trouble. Cota knows what i’m talking about. I’m divorced and regret ever having met her. My woman now is great, but we're going through some problems now. I think if I focused more on what I had to do rather than women I’d be a rich man by now. Get rich first Michael, and then think about the women.

Cota · 03-28-2006, 08:58 AM

Divorced, 2 kids....umm...yeah. A good woman is like a burried treasure...you're never going to find, everyone is looking for it, and all you have is a map that leads you nowhere.

Michael · 03-28-2006, 12:43 PM

I can't believe how much of idiots they are... I mean I know they have smaller brains then us men but still, it's not an excuse... that's just my thoughts... effin girls *mean gestures*

_Michael

danielmichel · 03-28-2006, 12:44 PM

You must have had a reeeeeealy bad experience with women bro. You wanna tell us about it?

Michael · 03-28-2006, 12:51 PM

It wasn't to bad... she was a whore, end of story. :)

danielmichel · 03-28-2006, 01:06 PM

Oh wow
You and I have something in common. I can’t talk about this. I'm so tempted to just close this thread in fear that someone will bring something up that might bring back hurtful feelings.

Nick · 03-28-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelxxOA

Anyone know where I can buy a girlfriend?

http://www.mailorderbridefinder.com/ - Just need to pay for postage, ingenious lol.

Michael · 03-28-2006, 01:13 PM

hahaha

Cota · 03-28-2006, 03:51 PM

Mail order brides are a trick...like Eddie Murphy says, soon as they speak english, they want half and its over.

s_purs · 03-28-2006, 04:31 PM

*checks out the link* :P

Gaara · 03-28-2006, 05:57 PM

Girlfriend+WoW= No sex, Constant reminder of how much she hates you for paying more attention to the game then her, Her blowing some other guy because he doesnt play WoW and to spite you, did I forget anything else? Remember when you do manage to buy one, make sure she plays WoW with ya. :)

Michael · 03-28-2006, 06:06 PM

hm... I play wow maybe 1 hour a week, and that's now that she's gone, didn't play when she was here... don't make silly assumptions, and sex wasn't an issue.

_Michael

Cota · 03-28-2006, 06:10 PM

Sex leads to children.....use a rubber....how come no one gave me that damn advice, 2 kids later...

Gaara · 03-28-2006, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichaelxxOA

hm... I play wow maybe 1 hour a week, and that's now that she's gone, didn't play when she was here... don't make silly assumptions, and sex wasn't an issue.

_Michael

never assumed. I was generalizing. I don't know ya homie to be saying that any of that applied to ya. ya dont have to explain or justify how much you play man. im not the relationship police :)

Michael · 03-28-2006, 06:26 PM

lol, I know. Sorry.. a little frustrated :( meant nothing by it, honest :(

Stev'O · 03-28-2006, 06:36 PM

lol... sounds like you guys have some issues.... specially the dude with 2 kids... lol

Cota · 03-28-2006, 06:45 PM

I have no issues..well my shrink says other wise, but what does he know...7 years of college...mumble mumble...

Stev'O · 03-28-2006, 06:46 PM

LOL, niiiice....

03-28-2006, 04:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
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03-28-2006, 04:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
s_purs Senior Member Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 108	Re: Girlfriend put in a double order, for me too :(

03-28-2006, 05:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
danielmichel Administrator Disciple Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 29 Posts: 728 Images: 16	Re: Girlfriend You don’t want a girlfriend bro. They distract you from what you really have to do. Believe me. Women have gotten me into nothing, but trouble. Cota knows what i’m talking about. I’m divorced and regret ever having met her. My woman now is great, but we're going through some problems now. I think if I focused more on what I had to do rather than women I’d be a rich man by now. Get rich first Michael, and then think about the women. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - A list of resources for 3D Developers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - A list of resources for design in motion with Adobe After Effects To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Usefully resources for freelance web developers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Tips and discussion about search engine optimization To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Tutorials submitted by ny-dev members

03-28-2006, 08:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cota Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 414	Re: Girlfriend Divorced, 2 kids....umm...yeah. A good woman is like a burried treasure...you're never going to find, everyone is looking for it, and all you have is a map that leads you nowhere.

03-28-2006, 12:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Michael Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 253	Re: Girlfriend I can't believe how much of idiots they are... I mean I know they have smaller brains then us men but still, it's not an excuse... that's just my thoughts... effin girls mean gestures _Michael __________________ Actionscript Developer :P ...Dope... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <--- yeah I'm a nooob, so what

03-28-2006, 12:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
danielmichel Administrator Disciple Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 29 Posts: 728 Images: 16	Re: Girlfriend You must have had a reeeeeealy bad experience with women bro. You wanna tell us about it? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - A list of resources for 3D Developers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - A list of resources for design in motion with Adobe After Effects To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Usefully resources for freelance web developers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Tips and discussion about search engine optimization To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Tutorials submitted by ny-dev members

03-28-2006, 12:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Michael Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 253	Re: Girlfriend It wasn't to bad... she was a whore, end of story. :) __________________ Actionscript Developer :P ...Dope... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <--- yeah I'm a nooob, so what

03-28-2006, 01:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
danielmichel Administrator Disciple Join Date: Feb 2003 Age: 29 Posts: 728 Images: 16	Re: Girlfriend Oh wow You and I have something in common. I can’t talk about this. I'm so tempted to just close this thread in fear that someone will bring something up that might bring back hurtful feelings. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - A list of resources for 3D Developers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - A list of resources for design in motion with Adobe After Effects To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Usefully resources for freelance web developers To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Tips and discussion about search engine optimization To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - Tutorials submitted by ny-dev members

03-28-2006, 01:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Michael Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 253	Re: Girlfriend hahaha __________________ Actionscript Developer :P ...Dope... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <--- yeah I'm a nooob, so what

03-28-2006, 03:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
Cota Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 414	Re: Girlfriend Mail order brides are a trick...like Eddie Murphy says, soon as they speak english, they want half and its over.

03-28-2006, 04:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
s_purs Senior Member Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 108	Re: Girlfriend checks out the link :P

03-28-2006, 05:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
Gaara Registered User Casual Browser Join Date: Apr 2003 Age: 29 Posts: 19	Re: Girlfriend Girlfriend+WoW= No sex, Constant reminder of how much she hates you for paying more attention to the game then her, Her blowing some other guy because he doesnt play WoW and to spite you, did I forget anything else? Remember when you do manage to buy one, make sure she plays WoW with ya. :) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-28-2006, 06:06 PM	#14 (permalink)
Michael Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 253	Re: Girlfriend hm... I play wow maybe 1 hour a week, and that's now that she's gone, didn't play when she was here... don't make silly assumptions, and sex wasn't an issue. _Michael __________________ Actionscript Developer :P ...Dope... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <--- yeah I'm a nooob, so what

03-28-2006, 06:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
Cota Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 414	Re: Girlfriend Sex leads to children.....use a rubber....how come no one gave me that damn advice, 2 kids later...

03-28-2006, 06:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
Michael Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 253	Re: Girlfriend lol, I know. Sorry.. a little frustrated :( meant nothing by it, honest :( __________________ Actionscript Developer :P ...Dope... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <--- yeah I'm a nooob, so what

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03-28-2006, 06:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Stev'O Senior Member Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 19 Posts: 122	Re: Girlfriend lol... sounds like you guys have some issues.... specially the dude with 2 kids... lol

03-28-2006, 06:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
Cota Senior Member Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 414	Re: Girlfriend I have no issues..well my shrink says other wise, but what does he know...7 years of college...mumble mumble...

03-28-2006, 06:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
Stev'O Senior Member Aficionado Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 19 Posts: 122	Re: Girlfriend LOL, niiiice....