You KNOW you've spent too much time
SEO'ing when:
- The S, E, and O keys on your keyboard are broken
- You feel uncomfortable and out of place at a minor league baseball game because you don’t see a Text Link Ads advertisement on the outfield wall.
- When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you tell him it doesn’t exist
OR - When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you fear you won’t see him again for eight months
- When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks
- Your second thought is to warn them about the dangers of reciprocal linking
- Can’t sleep at night because of the missed potential from a site with out titles (thinking HOW do I reach these people?)