A Little SEO Humor

Brighteyes · 12-30-2006, 01:37 PM

You KNOW you've spent too much time SEO'ing when:

The S, E, and O keys on your keyboard are broken
You feel uncomfortable and out of place at a minor league baseball game because you don’t see a Text Link Ads advertisement on the outfield wall.
When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you tell him it doesn’t exist
OR
When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you fear you won’t see him again for eight months
When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks
Your second thought is to warn them about the dangers of reciprocal linking
Can’t sleep at night because of the missed potential from a site with out titles (thinking HOW do I reach these people?)

sarman · 04-05-2010, 03:57 PM

First you can submit your blog to blog directories like the ones listed below. Also if you have a facebook, myspace or any other social networking site let your friends know about your blog. Then see if they can tell their friends about it and so on.

Also another way is to list a question on Yahoo! Answers with your blog name in it ;-). While that get your views up for a short time the above methods will probably work out the best for you.

12-30-2006, 01:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brighteyes Member Enthusiast Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 78	A Little SEO Humor You KNOW you've spent too much time SEO'ing when: The S, E, and O keys on your keyboard are broken You feel uncomfortable and out of place at a minor league baseball game because you don’t see a Text Link Ads advertisement on the outfield wall. When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you tell him it doesn’t exist OR When your son tells you he wants to go play in the sandbox, you fear you won’t see him again for eight months When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks Your second thought is to warn them about the dangers of reciprocal linking Can’t sleep at night because of the missed potential from a site with out titles (thinking HOW do I reach these people?)

04-05-2010, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
sarman Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1	Re: A Little SEO Humor First you can submit your blog to blog directories like the ones listed below. Also if you have a facebook, myspace or any other social networking site let your friends know about your blog. Then see if they can tell their friends about it and so on. Also another way is to list a question on Yahoo! Answers with your blog name in it ;-). While that get your views up for a short time the above methods will probably work out the best for you. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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